Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Melee a big enemy.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Achievement is your middle name.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Meet a powerful granny.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Party like it's 199.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
